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Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 6:37 PM
Mood: Contemplative
I'm feeling so hyper happy because i'm relieved.I found my pencil case.
*Jumps all over the place in esctacy*.
But, then again, i realised something.
I'm dumb.
Ya, you're right.
I REALISED i'm dumb.
I might just BE the dumbest person in the whole wide world, right now.
FYI: I did not knock my head against the table, neither did i bang it against the wall.
Guess where i found my pencil case?
It had dropped into the hole beside my table and the wall.
AND I DIDN'T NOTICE.
Come to think of it, if i remembered correctly, i did hear a resounding crash, and i DID remember thinking 'Shit, my pencil case dropped. Ahhhh. I'll pick it up later.'
AND THENNNN, forgetting to pick it up LATER.
Retardedly, the 'later' part never did OCCUR to me later on.
WORSE OF ALL, i stupidly thought i lost my pencil case.
I even THOUGHT i left my pencil case at the pool deck.
I even bothered two lifeguard seniors by asking them if they did see my pencil case and making them send smses to the j1s and coach just to look for it.
THE WORSEWORSEWORSEWORSEWORSE OF ALL, i thought it was hopeless after personally making a trip to the pool deck area, the pool office(still got niao-ed by some asshole in-charge, i don't know who, in the pool. Who cares if you lost your pen or pencil.), the shower room, the gym, the gym office. the lost-and-found in the general office and triple-checking with friends if they did see it, THATTTTT I WENT TO BUY NEW STATIONARY.
Call that pro.
I wasted my TIME, anddd, MY money.
OMFGOD.
HOW MOREEEEE STUPID CAN I BEEEE?
..
Mental note to self:
MY DEAR MS LIYING.
This is really unforgivable.
You...
YOU owned.
You're just PLAIN DUMB.
DUMB. DUMB. DUMB. DUMB. DUMB.
DUMB.
When did you become such a pig-brainer and WHERE THE HELL did such stm-ness and baichi-ness come from???
Is this even youuu?!
Now you've to apologise to the entire world because you THOUGHT you lost your pencil case when in actual fact, you FORGOT to pick it up.
How more freaking stupid can you get?! HUH?!
How can someone even be so helldamn stupid?
Your stupidity continuously inconvenience others and ALL for your stupid sake.
Stop being so ultra stupid.
Actually, I didn't exactly find it.
My dad was the hero of the day.
How joke..i can't help but laugh at myself.
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