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Chain mails are getting creative these days.
Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 1:11 PM
Note: Just for laughs. Do laugh.
HeSaidToMe!He said to me . ..... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him .... .. . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ..... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ....... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... They don't have time.
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ... I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
I said to him .. .. . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. .. . A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him ... . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the candy empire.
Hello. My name is liying, without any spacing in between.
I'm obviously a girl, if it isn't obvious enough.
I also have this super, uber, long name which says
Any one will do, its your choice.
My awesomeness can't be contained in such a teeny-weeny box because i'm sensational.
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