Pantomime animosity.

I'm the boy that looks excited
I'm the boy that's gonna fall apart
Candyfloss, I lie to myself
I'm the boy that eats his heart out

I know I should be more careful
I know I should watch where I've been
Candyfloss and she's a safecracker
She kissed me first and then broke in

We slip and slide on the stay-together landmine
I make my mind up to never be myself
And every time I make a rhyme
I live my life for someone else

Oh-whoa-whoa
Oh-whoa-whoa
Oh-whoa-whoa

She's in the kitchen with bitter diamond drunks
(She's in the way)
I'm on the sofa hoping she leaves that punk cause
(I'm in the way)

I'm the boy with the poetry power
I'm the boy, smells like flowers
Every time I make a rhyme
I live my life like I wasn't invited

Oh-whoa-whoa

She's in the way
I'm in the way

I'm the boy that looks excited
I'm the boy that's gonna fall apart
Candyfloss, she kissed me first
And I'm the boy, don't get me started

I know I should be more careful
I know I should watch where I've been
Candyfloss, she's a safecracker
She kissed me first, then broke in

Oh-whoa-whoa

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Sometimes a girl feels like kicking something hard.

Sunday, December 6, 2009 @ 9:11 PM

No, I'm not on mia.
I'm just too lazy and busy to update this personal space.
Hehe, and hey, don't blame me for doing so!

Well, to answer the questions.
No, I'm still currently jobless, because I officially failed (to put it badly, flunked) the lifeguard assessment watertest.

Why?
Mainly because i was unprepared.
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHs. Thanks to me being dumb enough not to go to my coach before going for the test on my own, its totally game over before you can say good game.

Here is what's included in the entire assessment:
Watertest:
1. swim 25m, tow 25m under 1.20min (real life size manikin as your victim)
2. IM (100 m each - in case you don't know, IM stands for individual medley, and that means 4 different strokes- frontcrawl, breaststroke, side and the backstroke, no butterfly in lifesaving though.)
3. CPR assessment

If I remembered correctly, since i only took a quick scan of the entire to-do's and to-be-tested's, the visual glance did not really scare me to death. And i even had to fill in this 'i guranteed that the cck swimming complex would not be held responsible for any of my injuries' and 'i'm healthy for the test' form.

Well, here's how i fared for the items.
For item 1, I would definitely have passed if not for the adult-sized manikin. FREAK.
It was reallyreallyreally bulky and seriously, i would rather tow the tester. At least, a real human would be "soft", if you know what i mean. What was even crazier was the fact that I had not seen such a huge manikin before and i was like going 'huh? .. ? ..' At least chonghan saw the manikin before when he took BM. Hey, i have not! -___-

Plus, the down factor was that the manikin could actually sink in water.
You know what this means right?
It was literally shouting "HEY, I'M FAGGING HEAVY AND I'M SO GOING TO MAKE YOU SINK WITH ME. ITS TTTKA."

(p.s: TTTKA, in other words, triple T, K, A, means 'the-time-to-kick-ass'.)

When i first saw the manikin submerged entirely in water, i knew it was no good.
I tried to tow it back of course, but that stupid manikin was not naked. LOL.
Soooo, its 'shirt' or whatever piece of cloth it had on, kept slipping and i had to like blindly grab, i dont know, its butt or something. What's worse is that its plastic hands are longer than mine, and heavier. Talk about bony. It was plasty. LOL.

Okay, the manikin is a he. And half the time, i'm trying to keep its, (oops, 'his') head above water just so to show that the victim is not drowning. Come to think of it, if i recalled, the other lifeguard-to-be's didn't even bothered keeping the manikin's head above water. Should have actually thought about how to improve the timing instead of how to move the piece of man-made shit.
Ahh, if i had knowwwwwwwwwn.
I didn't even had time to check if 'he' had balls.
What i would have given to see a man-made penis. LOL.
And the first thing i would do, kick it.

And holy, i didn't make the timing. (i did 1.47 instead.) So, byebyes to me.
Sadly, the tester, Mr Francis, told me 'to practice more.'
Practice more? i didn't even know i had to practice for anything before the test.
Sighs. Now i know.
i could vividly recall that assistant lifeguard tester smirking at me behind his black sunglasses. okay, maybe he wasn't smirking, just smiling at me politely.

Most probably, i'll have to ask my coach to let me train with the manikin...and you can be sure i'm so going to manhandle it.

But, anw, the thing was, i didn't even get a chance to do the 2nd and 3rd items.
Cause i failed the first.
Plus, i was the only girl among all the lifeguard-to-be's, the youngest and the smallest in size.
Kudos to me.
I was like super nervous cause all the guys there were like staring at me.
They are probably thinking 'what the hell is this girl doing here?' until the tester actually said i was there to take the test.

T________________T sadded. i failed the girl population.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHS. whatever. Anws, i rly didn't know what i was supposed to do for the test, and if i didn't get it wrong, you were actually supposed to prepare for the test.

Thanks to my dad who told me 'you can just go there and tell the tester that you've stopped lifesaving lessons due to o's for 2 months.'

Ya right. Judging by how serious everybody there were, if i actually said that, i think the guys would totally be laughing at me already. Andd, it would be an immediate 'get the hell out of here.' LOL.

Btw, they were really slow for their 2nd item.
I INSPECTED THEIR SWIMMING OKAYS!
If i could do the 2nd item, i would own them mans, all except for 1 guy, i guess.
ARGH.

And when i say slow, i really mean cmi kind. Like, slow-slow.
Like, uhms, their strokes huh. Tsk.
Well, actually i was kinda glad i got kicked out on the first item, because even if i passed the 1st AND the 2nd, (which i definitely would if given the chance), i would not have made it through the 3rd item.

Because they timed your CPR compressions. (They actually printed out the compression rates. Gah.)
And hey, it has to be accurate to seconds. So, without having practiced CPR for the last 3 months and being unsure of the steps, i would obviously fail. And, it would be chao 丢脸.

Oh wells, i'm deciding to go for another try on being a lifeguard next year when i turn seventeen. At least, that gives me an opportunity to GROW FATTER and NOT FEEL SO INTIMIDATED THE NEXT TIME I STAND BESIDE SO MANY BOYS.

Of course, the next time i go for the test,
I. WILL. BE. PREPARED.

(P.S: i don't dare return to cck swimming pool alreadyyyyyyyys. Because the lifeguards there, esp, the old one with the orange sunglasses who swam so freaking fast he caught up with me when i was one and a half lap ahead, -that was not during the test of course, but on one occasion when me and my bro were there for leisure swimming- would remember me and they would definitely laugh. T___________________T )

i'm so afraid that i'll return to cck swimming pool, (when i can't help it), and then the laughing spree starts.

AHH, let them laugh.

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the candy empire.

Hello. My name is liying, without any spacing in between.
I'm obviously a girl, if it isn't obvious enough. I also have this super, uber, long name which says Any one will do, its your choice.

My awesomeness can't be contained in such a teeny-weeny box because i'm sensational. Yes, I'm loved, bayy-beh. I blog about everything under the sun and anything that's the past, present and the future. My profile page is non-existent, because its not long enough.

In more detail, click here.

16 on 18 June. She's single & loving it.

She's like TV, you see her, hear her like CD.

But clearly you'd be on different degree levels, whatever. No, you can't touch her.

Give her a pink candyfloss, and you’ll be loved by her.

Prioritize her, you automatically jump to the top of her list.

She says MARSHMELLOWS, KOKO CRUNCH and HONEY STARS are the happenning.

She is bubbly, temperamental, and fabulous.

She takes pride in being a bakaranger, as bakaRED the dolphin. In fact, BAKAS are her first priority.

What you see is what you get.
She's what you see and what she will be.
That's just who she is.

If she wants to do this, i'm sorry, but you can't make her do that.

There's more to what meets the eye. So, although first impressions last forever, blow that.

Judge her based on what's inside, not 'the cover'.

You are perfection. She's your reflection.

She is nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
HAHA, erase that.

She does what everyone else does. She seeks perfection and strives to keep her inconsistent sanity in check.

She's an artist. She draws, yes.

The weather forecasts her mood, and her mood predicts her dress code.

Unpredictable? Yes. Like the river currents, she changes course fast.

You may not be able to keep up with her; because with her around, you never know what's going to happen next.

In short, she's versatile.

Wild at times, but she's a fun-loving, peacelover. (Of couse, she tries hard to be the peacemaker.)

Her personality doesn't lie. She keeps her promises and am true to her word.

Give her no permission? She breaks the rules.

She doesn't conform. She loves fashion. Her style is imagination.

Don't ever try to play her. Don't lie, don't patronise, just change your ways.

Lights out, there's no room for her to cry. So tell her what went wrong.

For every door that's open, she's not going to shut it. Why no, she prefers to take her chances.

The issue on weight ticks her off.

She desires a lower metabolism 'cause its really difficult for her to put on the extra kilograms.

Unless you want to feel guilty for the rest of your life, do not ever mention the words 'you are skinny' because it does hurt.

It would be a great blow to her self-esteem. No, correction. She would be greatly demoralised.

Be kind to her, she forgives and forgets.

She must confess she loves her bloody punctuality, though she tries to be on time.

She yearns morning rains and waking up to the sounds of waves.

To watch the stars and have a clover leaf, its luck.

Everything ‘bout her screams water and she thinks water is the coolest drink.

She loves everything and hates nothing.

She’s into swimming, lifesaving, wakeboarding, drumming, rollerblading, rollercoasters, glow-in-the-darks, bunk beds, japanese, anime, audition, manga and her eekies.

She loves sleeping, but hey, she's no pig.

She loves shiny things because they catch the eye. Diamonds, chandeliers, shoes, bags, anything glitter goes.

She loves lipgloss, eyeliner, red nails and her red highlights. Yes, she's vain, but isn't that what makes a girl?

A huge fan of Walt Disney, she espcially loves the redhead little mermaid, Ariel.

Although she sucks at it, she loves jigsaw puzzles.

She likes to see the pieces come together, just like how she makes life to be - a portrait.

Her world is filled with colours, especially RED.scarlet, aqua and azure.

There’s no such thing as black and white, so don’t tell her what’s right from wrong.

She wants good riddance to evil, global warming and poverty.

If you smoke, she bites.

Keep your nails off the chalkboard, unless you're trying to bring her down.

Music plays a large part in her life. She enjoys stuffing earpieces in her ears and hear the music explode.

Sometimes, she tries to escape from burnin' out.

Give her a super shock, blow her off the block. Make her wanna. You're welcomed.

Rock. She likes it when you pop.

Guys with spiky hair make her melt. But hush, hush, turn it up baby, make your move. You've got fever, this freaking beat's so hot.

If you've got something she's never seen, one shot, you gotta give her everything.

Only one condition before she moves. She's no longer your prey, but the predator.

With every move she makes, she keeps her hunting eyes on the game. When her target is finally found, now it's time to play.

No need to talk, when you're caught.

Games get a bit of that, where's the thunder at. Get in her track, she's game.

But remember there's one thing you should know, when she's in hot pursuit, her mission is you. You don't have to beg for more.

She doesn't turn back. She doesn't fear her past - Guess she delivers that.

She believes in fairytales, miracles and happily-ever-afters.

Don’t say no to her because she’ll make you say yes.

If you don't want her to go, try to convice her that she should stay.

She dislikes things like parting ways and saying goodbyes. The next time you leave her, instead of saying ‘bye’, say ‘I’ll see you again.’

She disappears one day...If you miss her, she misses you.
Basic courtesy.

She wants you to know that she loves her family and friends dearly. So, if you’re one of the above, you’re blessed!

What more can I say? God has given her many stepping stones. Lucky? She knows she's more than just that.

This gemini is a go-getter and a professional hairstylist/manga artist/animator/coast lifeguard wannabe.

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She already lost half her life to sleep. Yes, she only realises it after waking up.

But, she is determined that her other half will be filled with her dreams, and of course, a little magic. Get to know her? Pick one: Email/Msn/Friendster/Facebook/Fictionpress

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