Pantomime animosity.

I'm the boy that looks excited
I'm the boy that's gonna fall apart
Candyfloss, I lie to myself
I'm the boy that eats his heart out

I know I should be more careful
I know I should watch where I've been
Candyfloss and she's a safecracker
She kissed me first and then broke in

We slip and slide on the stay-together landmine
I make my mind up to never be myself
And every time I make a rhyme
I live my life for someone else

Oh-whoa-whoa
Oh-whoa-whoa
Oh-whoa-whoa

She's in the kitchen with bitter diamond drunks
(She's in the way)
I'm on the sofa hoping she leaves that punk cause
(I'm in the way)

I'm the boy with the poetry power
I'm the boy, smells like flowers
Every time I make a rhyme
I live my life like I wasn't invited

Oh-whoa-whoa

She's in the way
I'm in the way

I'm the boy that looks excited
I'm the boy that's gonna fall apart
Candyfloss, she kissed me first
And I'm the boy, don't get me started

I know I should be more careful
I know I should watch where I've been
Candyfloss, she's a safecracker
She kissed me first, then broke in

Oh-whoa-whoa

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Piggism is shitism.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009 @ 8:29 AM

Pig series
by celest

what's wrong with the pigs these days?
NONSENSICAL. RIDDICULOUS. IMMATURE. PETTY.
NO Rest In Peace.
but, yes, rest in pieces.
i want a man.

This post is dedicated to that certain speck of dirt I unfortunately picked up, somehow. Can't believe I'm once again the victim of evil people.

I know I've been much too kind. Actually, kind here is an understatement. I've been way too generous. Trust my siblings to know what's good for me, and what's not. You've been 'not' from the beginning of time.

Thanks to my ingenious idea, I now know for sure you're doing everything that you're doing on purpose. And I also know that you're a big-assed liar, asshole.

Since the start when I got to know you, I didn't really like you, to say the very least. Sad to say, some part of me was too sympathetic to care about my own feelings. I tried my very best to like you, and I was starting to. Obviously, it wasn't good enough. How long're you gonna 'play it down'? I was plain stupid enough to think you remembered anything at all, I was a complete idiot to actually think that 'oh, it's okay.' and 'oh, it's not a big deal.' and 'oh, he's a great person.'

Not like there was any ditching to do. But hey, treating me like an invisible wall. I'm so freaking invisible man. I grew up eating glass, you know.

I've had enough.

Forget all that.
You enjoy putting people in suspense. That's your problem.
You missed out one point though, I don't.
You've totally stepped on the wrong line, man.
You've totally pissed me off ttm.
You messed with me, its time I do a little messin' around wit'cha.

Yesterday proved something to me, yet again.
My intelligence is x100% yours.
I was the one who sent you that sms, you happy now?
Sending one small sms actually could uncover so much.
And you actually thought I was your friend or sth. Who in the right mind will actually reply to an unknown number 'go where?'
I expected you to only ask 'who are you?'
Omg. I was like super shocked.

Now, I'm just so disappointed. I thought you would have been smarter and I could have at least, saved myself by coming up with more excuses for me being so stupid and cockeyed.

You just had to reply, and unknowingly, killed me again.

*shakes head*
I tricked you, and you stupidly fell for it. Just like a plain, foolish, pig given a bait.
You want to know who am I?

Here's your answer.
我是SUPERMAN, 你是LOSER.

Yea, why the hell did I lie in the first place?
Why the hell did I waste my time on you?
I don't like lying, that's why I'm telling you its me.
My bro was still telling me to send you to the airport.
My sis was telling me to sell all your stuff in audition and send the $$$ into hikari.
What's the point?

I, retardedly here, feel guilty already.
But, hey, wake up girl, you shouldn't.
Judging by how the pig shitted all around you and expected you to clear its mess, you better rethink whatever your evil and lovely siblings say.

Well, I'm at least good-natured enough to admit that I'm the mastermind, and remind you to stop spamming me with calls and smses.

Hah. Funneh right? You were actually asking the person, you've been ignoring for years, who she is. Seriously ironic.

The main thing was, I got what I wanted.
You lost.

The main thing was, I just wanted you to reply.
You lost.

The main thing was, you indirectly told me that you've been ignoring me on purpose.
You lost.

That was all I wanted to know.
And you gave it to me, willingly.
Stupidly even.
But then again, pigs are stupid.

Well, here's a testimonial for your piggy stupidity.

Your merits:
Decent-looking, friendly, sociable, atheletic, able to dress, breakdances (hope you continue doing what you love doing, since there's even a bboy crew), always having that goofy smile (I'm not sure if this is a good thing though), a good friend to only your 'friends'?(maybe they got blindfolded or something.)

Your demerits:
Not-goodlooking, phony, fake, follows the crowd blindly (or else you wouldn't have replied me), a big show-off, insecure, doesn't keep promises, egoistic, irresponsible (to just leave me a cliff-hanger and walk off?), deceitful, lazy, and the worst of all, you LIE.

Overall comments:
Your demerits outweigh your merits.
To describe you in the shortest way possible? You suck.

Well, for all the good and bad things you've done to/for me in the past?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

If somehow this was a misunderstanding, (which I seriously doubt it is), or my intelligence failed me, I gave you a chance. -In this case, to really do some counting, I gave you many.

I didn't do anything else to harm you in any other way, (but only ranting here), although I feel like following my siblings' advice and pull the plug for you. I could still do so many evil things back to the evil entity.

But, (reminder to myself), I'm not at your level.
I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.
One such example? I've left your acc untouched. It's up to you to decide its fate. Leave it to rot? It's NOMB.

Somehow, after everything, 0.01% of me still believes in you.
*Nods* Why? I don't know.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I don't know why the hell why.
I just know that I'm dumb but heaven will save me.

Come to think of it, now I know why your ex dumped you. I'm glad for her. I bet you told all the girls around you the same story. That she's turned into a paikia. Bullshit. Yeah, try telling my story to everybody. Twist and turn it anyway you want, because nothing happened between me and a pig. I don't give a damn to what you have to say anyway.

Unless you get an IQ higher than mine overnight, and explain things so clearly that I don't detect any piglies, your status will remain forever as 'a failure'. Which I'm telling you now, the possibility of it happening tomorrow is zero and the possibility of it happening in the near future is minus indefinite.

By lying, you've actually been downgraded to the deepest parts of hell.
Rmb I told you ytd to 'go to hell'? I mean it.

Good riddance.

(P.S: Special thanks to the guy with the chocolate chip moustache I dreamt of. He was the catalyst of my perfect plan. It would be cool to have sth to eat when food's not available. I'm so going to marry him if there's a real life one!♥)

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the candy empire.

Hello. My name is liying, without any spacing in between.
I'm obviously a girl, if it isn't obvious enough. I also have this super, uber, long name which says Any one will do, its your choice.

My awesomeness can't be contained in such a teeny-weeny box because i'm sensational. Yes, I'm loved, bayy-beh. I blog about everything under the sun and anything that's the past, present and the future. My profile page is non-existent, because its not long enough.

In more detail, click here.

16 on 18 June. She's single & loving it.

She's like TV, you see her, hear her like CD.

But clearly you'd be on different degree levels, whatever. No, you can't touch her.

Give her a pink candyfloss, and you’ll be loved by her.

Prioritize her, you automatically jump to the top of her list.

She says MARSHMELLOWS, KOKO CRUNCH and HONEY STARS are the happenning.

She is bubbly, temperamental, and fabulous.

She takes pride in being a bakaranger, as bakaRED the dolphin. In fact, BAKAS are her first priority.

What you see is what you get.
She's what you see and what she will be.
That's just who she is.

If she wants to do this, i'm sorry, but you can't make her do that.

There's more to what meets the eye. So, although first impressions last forever, blow that.

Judge her based on what's inside, not 'the cover'.

You are perfection. She's your reflection.

She is nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
HAHA, erase that.

She does what everyone else does. She seeks perfection and strives to keep her inconsistent sanity in check.

She's an artist. She draws, yes.

The weather forecasts her mood, and her mood predicts her dress code.

Unpredictable? Yes. Like the river currents, she changes course fast.

You may not be able to keep up with her; because with her around, you never know what's going to happen next.

In short, she's versatile.

Wild at times, but she's a fun-loving, peacelover. (Of couse, she tries hard to be the peacemaker.)

Her personality doesn't lie. She keeps her promises and am true to her word.

Give her no permission? She breaks the rules.

She doesn't conform. She loves fashion. Her style is imagination.

Don't ever try to play her. Don't lie, don't patronise, just change your ways.

Lights out, there's no room for her to cry. So tell her what went wrong.

For every door that's open, she's not going to shut it. Why no, she prefers to take her chances.

The issue on weight ticks her off.

She desires a lower metabolism 'cause its really difficult for her to put on the extra kilograms.

Unless you want to feel guilty for the rest of your life, do not ever mention the words 'you are skinny' because it does hurt.

It would be a great blow to her self-esteem. No, correction. She would be greatly demoralised.

Be kind to her, she forgives and forgets.

She must confess she loves her bloody punctuality, though she tries to be on time.

She yearns morning rains and waking up to the sounds of waves.

To watch the stars and have a clover leaf, its luck.

Everything ‘bout her screams water and she thinks water is the coolest drink.

She loves everything and hates nothing.

She’s into swimming, lifesaving, wakeboarding, drumming, rollerblading, rollercoasters, glow-in-the-darks, bunk beds, japanese, anime, audition, manga and her eekies.

She loves sleeping, but hey, she's no pig.

She loves shiny things because they catch the eye. Diamonds, chandeliers, shoes, bags, anything glitter goes.

She loves lipgloss, eyeliner, red nails and her red highlights. Yes, she's vain, but isn't that what makes a girl?

A huge fan of Walt Disney, she espcially loves the redhead little mermaid, Ariel.

Although she sucks at it, she loves jigsaw puzzles.

She likes to see the pieces come together, just like how she makes life to be - a portrait.

Her world is filled with colours, especially RED.scarlet, aqua and azure.

There’s no such thing as black and white, so don’t tell her what’s right from wrong.

She wants good riddance to evil, global warming and poverty.

If you smoke, she bites.

Keep your nails off the chalkboard, unless you're trying to bring her down.

Music plays a large part in her life. She enjoys stuffing earpieces in her ears and hear the music explode.

Sometimes, she tries to escape from burnin' out.

Give her a super shock, blow her off the block. Make her wanna. You're welcomed.

Rock. She likes it when you pop.

Guys with spiky hair make her melt. But hush, hush, turn it up baby, make your move. You've got fever, this freaking beat's so hot.

If you've got something she's never seen, one shot, you gotta give her everything.

Only one condition before she moves. She's no longer your prey, but the predator.

With every move she makes, she keeps her hunting eyes on the game. When her target is finally found, now it's time to play.

No need to talk, when you're caught.

Games get a bit of that, where's the thunder at. Get in her track, she's game.

But remember there's one thing you should know, when she's in hot pursuit, her mission is you. You don't have to beg for more.

She doesn't turn back. She doesn't fear her past - Guess she delivers that.

She believes in fairytales, miracles and happily-ever-afters.

Don’t say no to her because she’ll make you say yes.

If you don't want her to go, try to convice her that she should stay.

She dislikes things like parting ways and saying goodbyes. The next time you leave her, instead of saying ‘bye’, say ‘I’ll see you again.’

She disappears one day...If you miss her, she misses you.
Basic courtesy.

She wants you to know that she loves her family and friends dearly. So, if you’re one of the above, you’re blessed!

What more can I say? God has given her many stepping stones. Lucky? She knows she's more than just that.

This gemini is a go-getter and a professional hairstylist/manga artist/animator/coast lifeguard wannabe.

She believes in dreaming. She believes that her moment will come, and when it does, here in this spotlight, she'll shine like a superstar.

She already lost half her life to sleep. Yes, she only realises it after waking up.

But, she is determined that her other half will be filled with her dreams, and of course, a little magic. Get to know her? Pick one: Email/Msn/Friendster/Facebook/Fictionpress

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