Pantomime animosity.

I'm the boy that looks excited
I'm the boy that's gonna fall apart
Candyfloss, I lie to myself
I'm the boy that eats his heart out

I know I should be more careful
I know I should watch where I've been
Candyfloss and she's a safecracker
She kissed me first and then broke in

We slip and slide on the stay-together landmine
I make my mind up to never be myself
And every time I make a rhyme
I live my life for someone else

Oh-whoa-whoa
Oh-whoa-whoa
Oh-whoa-whoa

She's in the kitchen with bitter diamond drunks
(She's in the way)
I'm on the sofa hoping she leaves that punk cause
(I'm in the way)

I'm the boy with the poetry power
I'm the boy, smells like flowers
Every time I make a rhyme
I live my life like I wasn't invited

Oh-whoa-whoa

She's in the way
I'm in the way

I'm the boy that looks excited
I'm the boy that's gonna fall apart
Candyfloss, she kissed me first
And I'm the boy, don't get me started

I know I should be more careful
I know I should watch where I've been
Candyfloss, she's a safecracker
She kissed me first, then broke in

Oh-whoa-whoa

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009 @ 10:35 PM

Vacation - 5 Days 4 Nights Ipoh/Penang/Genting Tour
Location: Malaysia
Date: 18-22 Dec 09
Mode of transport: SVIP 26-seater coach
Hotels used: Ipoh Casuarina, Penang Berjaya Georgetown, Genting Firstworld

Itinerary

Day1:
Galang Patah(breakfast)
Ipoh(Capital township of Perak state)
Visit to limestone caves
Seremban(dinner) signature dish-chicken rice and noodles
Check-in hotel

The dinner was super memorable because we were sitting at this open-air, roadside hawker centre when it was pouring. What made it worse was the fact that strong winds blew the rain in and our seats were drenched. The malaysians were so creative as to invent 'blockers' which were actually folded tables aligned together like a fence to prevent the rain from 'spraying' in.

Day2:
Pamelo plantation
Penang(Pearl of the Orient) penang bridge:13.5km
Gurney drive(dinner) night food street
Shopping at Jusco!

The things they sold at the shopping mall were not cheap, and they even had a fashion show going on. *cries* Butttt, i somehow managed to salvage 4 caps, 1 grey skinny and a white bottom by bargaining like an old hag. HE HE.

Day3:
Kek Lok Si temple 30.2m bronze goddess of mercy
Shopping for souvenirs and commodities
Reclining Buddha temple
Burmese temple
Toy museum
Shopping at Queensbay Mall!
Pasar Malam in Batu Ferringhi

Lots of walking, walking, ANDDD walking.

Day4:
Sungai Klah Hot Spring Park therapeutic qualities of hot spring waters
Genting, City of entertainment
First world plaza

The hot springs were a total eye-opener. There was like steam coming out from the streams and it was literally boiling. Genting was freezing and super foggy, though it didn't rain. I LOVED the weather there. Didn't go to the theme park though we played bowling and billiard.

Day5:
Goh Tong Jaya(lunch)
Local products at local outlets
Ecolite bird nest factory outlet
Kulai Area in Johor(dinner)

The bird nest factory outlet was totally propaganda. They had this video and the main point was this - 买我们的纯真燕窝,纯真燕窝是你的选择. The only thing educational was about the 血燕. There's no such thing unless its a scam because the red you see is actually colouring added by factories who are cheaters. Do tell your mothers and don't go buying such things because they're fakes!

Reflections & Photo album:

These temples took me a horribly long time to reach though it was not as physically exhuastive as i thought. The Goddess of Mercy was totally a rare sight cause it was super giantic and they had the 十二生肖 statues there too. Instead of a temple, the place was like this video station cause you can actually see cameras clicking and flashing away.

We should sleep on our right sides. Why? Becauseeee she's lying on her right-hand side. The tour guide was like saying 'since the gods sleep on their right-hand sides, you should follow the gods.' LOL. i went to check and scientific studies have shown that sleeping on your right actually relieves pressure on the heart and allows blood circulation, improving the health of a person. Gee, point taken.

They sold these and along the way me and my brother just kept laughing. It totally reminded us of cow dung. Handle cow dung with care? LOL. It can't be anymore fragile, can it?

The beautiful white chrysanthemun in the hotel lobby that i just COULD NOT resist taking a photo.

Camwhoring with my brother at the hotel room. There was basically nothing to do during that time other than watch tevee, flip through malaysian channels (which were filled with malay, canto and chinese.) or ~~bath~~.

Bathing was like a no-no for me cause the hotel room was scarily quiet and i kept imagining someone was staring at me in the bathroom.

My imaginations:(The air duct in the bathroom made me think of creepy hands that might suddenly crawl out. The glass mirrors misting up when you bath with warm water reminded me not to look at the mirror in case i might see words appearing on it./The showerhead reminded me of the show i watched when i was six. Bloody red water seeping out took human form and started strangling the girl who was bathing in the cubicle. Scary part was the fact that it took place at a swimming pool's shower room.) These scenes can be so haunting.

MY SISTER WASN'T AROUND TO SAVE ME FROM SUCH UTTER INSANITY that i had to run into my parents' room just to bath. My brother was seriously useless.

WARNING: If you happen to spot something that shouldn't be there, i warned you.

Can you guys see the ghostly glow? That's why i hate hotel lights.

HEAVEN. Yup, the limestone caves were soooooooooooo heavenly. i felt like staying there forever. Migrating there would do wonders for me! i swear, if you lived there, even the moouldiest-faced person on earth would have the cleanest face within a month. Pimple, blackhead, whitehead, acne free. (^~^)v

'You! No feeding the monkeys!' Yea, monkeys were allowed to run freely around and one came so close to me that i could see its nipples. They were like peach-pink and i could definitely tell if it was a male or female. LOL. i was fearing for my life 'cause the monkeys were wild and they might attack anytime.

Pomelos and tongkat ali. Guess what? i learned that females can also drink tongkat ali and it's perfect for backaches. The healing powers, of course include, *winks* increasing the hormone levels of testosterone for sexual enhancement in males, too.

Alien vs predator!(AvP) i tried to imitate its gory-ness but failed desperately.

Starwars.

Shrek! HAHAHA, I WAS LIKE STARING AT ITS HUMONGOUS ROUND BELLY. (oops!) my head blocked half of it.

World of warcraft.

Take 1. Failing as a kong fu panda.

Take 2. Feeling damn paiseh 'cause i was desperately trying to kick my leg up but there was so many people around that it turned out like this. LOL. Talk about when i was trying not to be unglam.

So not spiderwoman.

Failing yet again. AH HA.

The superrrrhhhhhh many toys that were at the toy museum. This is only a minute fraction of the entire collection. Some guy was said to be crazy over toys and his collection lasts all the way back a hundred years ago, until his house was overloading with them that he decided to open a museum.

Happy sharkie. Too bad it can't eat me.

Low tide. The sea can't be seen at all.

Hot springs resort. LOL. i took this picture for fun. These are the people who we have to thank, you know.

Did i mention that the water there was so hot that it could be used to cook eggs? And of course, the water contained traces of sulfur which was said to be medicinal and refreshing.

Yeah, you can soak your legs in the water but some parts of the river were scalding. >:o

The coolest thing i ever saw. So many clocks at one place telling different times. It totally felt like i was in another dimension, espcially when you know what time it is at another part of the world.

i swear this is a chocolate house.
They even had durian, chilli, mango, coconut etc. flavoured chocolates. We were like happily going around tasting them FOC. Ya, cheapskate. :D

$$$$$$$$$. Know what this means? The yellow stickers were given to visitors of the chocolate factory and when you leave, you're supposed to paste it on this newspaper-made-chicken-like-figure. Sooooo, it actually tells you how much money they made. HO HO.

Genting.

Presenting, on the far right, the chioest tour guide ever. i was expecting some old cock who smokes to be our tour guide, cause this was usually the case. What was amazing was that our tour guide turned out to be a young lady. She's hakka and she had this rather high voice. MY MAIN POINT OF THE DAY? She's nice, friendly and lovable. Plus, she's also funny in a way that she didn't dared collect tips from us cause she felt paiseh. HAHAHA. For girls out there who wants to be a tour guide, she's your inspiration. ("-")d

P.S: this picture was taken when we weren't really prepared, so if you don't think she's chio, save it. Oh, and i am not biased. *stares you down*

Joke of the day:
What do you call people from China? -Chinese
What do you call people from Perak? -Penese (Pe-nis)

Disclaimer: The above, by no means, is intended offensive. The above teaser is not meant to be racist and it does not belong to me.

Remark: I SAW A RED FERRARI! (and i'm still feeling jealous. RAWR!)

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the candy empire.

Hello. My name is liying, without any spacing in between.
I'm obviously a girl, if it isn't obvious enough. I also have this super, uber, long name which says Any one will do, its your choice.

My awesomeness can't be contained in such a teeny-weeny box because i'm sensational. Yes, I'm loved, bayy-beh. I blog about everything under the sun and anything that's the past, present and the future. My profile page is non-existent, because its not long enough.

In more detail, click here.

16 on 18 June. She's single & loving it.

She's like TV, you see her, hear her like CD.

But clearly you'd be on different degree levels, whatever. No, you can't touch her.

Give her a pink candyfloss, and you’ll be loved by her.

Prioritize her, you automatically jump to the top of her list.

She says MARSHMELLOWS, KOKO CRUNCH and HONEY STARS are the happenning.

She is bubbly, temperamental, and fabulous.

She takes pride in being a bakaranger, as bakaRED the dolphin. In fact, BAKAS are her first priority.

What you see is what you get.
She's what you see and what she will be.
That's just who she is.

If she wants to do this, i'm sorry, but you can't make her do that.

There's more to what meets the eye. So, although first impressions last forever, blow that.

Judge her based on what's inside, not 'the cover'.

You are perfection. She's your reflection.

She is nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
HAHA, erase that.

She does what everyone else does. She seeks perfection and strives to keep her inconsistent sanity in check.

She's an artist. She draws, yes.

The weather forecasts her mood, and her mood predicts her dress code.

Unpredictable? Yes. Like the river currents, she changes course fast.

You may not be able to keep up with her; because with her around, you never know what's going to happen next.

In short, she's versatile.

Wild at times, but she's a fun-loving, peacelover. (Of couse, she tries hard to be the peacemaker.)

Her personality doesn't lie. She keeps her promises and am true to her word.

Give her no permission? She breaks the rules.

She doesn't conform. She loves fashion. Her style is imagination.

Don't ever try to play her. Don't lie, don't patronise, just change your ways.

Lights out, there's no room for her to cry. So tell her what went wrong.

For every door that's open, she's not going to shut it. Why no, she prefers to take her chances.

The issue on weight ticks her off.

She desires a lower metabolism 'cause its really difficult for her to put on the extra kilograms.

Unless you want to feel guilty for the rest of your life, do not ever mention the words 'you are skinny' because it does hurt.

It would be a great blow to her self-esteem. No, correction. She would be greatly demoralised.

Be kind to her, she forgives and forgets.

She must confess she loves her bloody punctuality, though she tries to be on time.

She yearns morning rains and waking up to the sounds of waves.

To watch the stars and have a clover leaf, its luck.

Everything ‘bout her screams water and she thinks water is the coolest drink.

She loves everything and hates nothing.

She’s into swimming, lifesaving, wakeboarding, drumming, rollerblading, rollercoasters, glow-in-the-darks, bunk beds, japanese, anime, audition, manga and her eekies.

She loves sleeping, but hey, she's no pig.

She loves shiny things because they catch the eye. Diamonds, chandeliers, shoes, bags, anything glitter goes.

She loves lipgloss, eyeliner, red nails and her red highlights. Yes, she's vain, but isn't that what makes a girl?

A huge fan of Walt Disney, she espcially loves the redhead little mermaid, Ariel.

Although she sucks at it, she loves jigsaw puzzles.

She likes to see the pieces come together, just like how she makes life to be - a portrait.

Her world is filled with colours, especially RED.scarlet, aqua and azure.

There’s no such thing as black and white, so don’t tell her what’s right from wrong.

She wants good riddance to evil, global warming and poverty.

If you smoke, she bites.

Keep your nails off the chalkboard, unless you're trying to bring her down.

Music plays a large part in her life. She enjoys stuffing earpieces in her ears and hear the music explode.

Sometimes, she tries to escape from burnin' out.

Give her a super shock, blow her off the block. Make her wanna. You're welcomed.

Rock. She likes it when you pop.

Guys with spiky hair make her melt. But hush, hush, turn it up baby, make your move. You've got fever, this freaking beat's so hot.

If you've got something she's never seen, one shot, you gotta give her everything.

Only one condition before she moves. She's no longer your prey, but the predator.

With every move she makes, she keeps her hunting eyes on the game. When her target is finally found, now it's time to play.

No need to talk, when you're caught.

Games get a bit of that, where's the thunder at. Get in her track, she's game.

But remember there's one thing you should know, when she's in hot pursuit, her mission is you. You don't have to beg for more.

She doesn't turn back. She doesn't fear her past - Guess she delivers that.

She believes in fairytales, miracles and happily-ever-afters.

Don’t say no to her because she’ll make you say yes.

If you don't want her to go, try to convice her that she should stay.

She dislikes things like parting ways and saying goodbyes. The next time you leave her, instead of saying ‘bye’, say ‘I’ll see you again.’

She disappears one day...If you miss her, she misses you.
Basic courtesy.

She wants you to know that she loves her family and friends dearly. So, if you’re one of the above, you’re blessed!

What more can I say? God has given her many stepping stones. Lucky? She knows she's more than just that.

This gemini is a go-getter and a professional hairstylist/manga artist/animator/coast lifeguard wannabe.

She believes in dreaming. She believes that her moment will come, and when it does, here in this spotlight, she'll shine like a superstar.

She already lost half her life to sleep. Yes, she only realises it after waking up.

But, she is determined that her other half will be filled with her dreams, and of course, a little magic. Get to know her? Pick one: Email/Msn/Friendster/Facebook/Fictionpress

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