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up-down see-saw.
Saturday, August 29, 2009 @ 7:49 AM
Mood:swings.
not the mood swing kind of swing, but the i'm-so-happy-i-don't-wanna-come-down kinda swing. El olvl oral was a breeze and i'm healthy.
i'm feeling fit, energetic AND happy.
anddddddddd it's becauseee.. my bowels are finally in working condition and i'm finally able to have
SOLID digestion.
YAYYYYY!
oh my god. i loveeeeeeee my faeces.
i missed it soooooo much.
LOL. i sound mental. HA HA.
But if you have everrrrrrrrh been on the rocks, you'll understand why i'm saying solid waste should be treasured like gold nuggets.
Warning: please read the following below only after ensuring an empty stomach. :D thanks.
Imagine sitting on the toilet bowl with your stomach churning wildly and your insides stirring and gurgling intensely and then here comes a sudden runny release like a leaking non-stop tap.
Familiar? i tell you, that kind of experience?
Horrendous.
That's not the worst thing.
You'll actually get to hear the 'pleasing' pitter patter of your stools as it rains down into the bowl and woooahhh, the smell, intoxicating rightttt.
my nightmare started at midnight to arnd one.
SICKENING. At first, my shit was soooo bloody aromatic that i felt like fainting.
Then came the double oh-no's.
i belched simultaneously and this whole yellow stream of liquid came flying out.
AND AND AND then it started shooting out in torrents.
My dinner flew out, literally.
I wanted to scold 'fuck it'.
plus a whole long string of profanities.
It was so freaking unbearable the tears came uninvited.
The last uh-oh?
my fever came.
!@#$^%07@#!#@$
i nida thank my mum here. she was sooooooo heroic she cleared the mess when she felt like gagging and when i was in my wimpy, weepy state.
WELL, anws, its the worst combination you can get::
fever + vomitting + diarrhoea.
3 in 1 = happy family = gg.
good luck mans.
SOOOOOOO, the funniest part was on the 2nd day, i went to see the doctor. when i told him i had food poisoning due to
fried cheese from fromage, he gave me the incredulous, i wanna-burst-out-laughing-NOW look.
What's more crap?
he diagnosed me with stomach cramps.
6 minute pills for 29 dollars.
legalised full-time scammers.
and my mum happily indulged the clinic when the vivid image of the horrid lumps of cheese swimming around in the gooey fluid started to haunt her again.
i was like holy shit.
i can't eat any edible food, (after surviving miserably on porridge for 2 days),
AND i missed drinking my holy milk, (without milk, my grow-taller mission was foiled),
AND nowww i'm extorted of my $$$$.
okay, i should stop complaining.
my main pt of the day-
APPRECIATE
HEALTHY shit.of course, not the constipated kind.
in the past, i used to take my shit for granted.
Sigh sigh sigh errrghhh. now i know howwwww important it is.
i'm sorry shit.
i love you sooooo muchhhhhhhh.
i'll never make you or let you leave me EVER. *HUGGIES*
whoops. omg. i can't imagine myself hugging shit.
Oh, and i'm rly grateful to foureleven and the teachers for giving me a warmmmmm welcome back to class. (x hehe, i love you peepos!
Yep, BTW YOU PPL, made me, charmaine, meiling, cheuk yiu, adriel, hong han and amanda stay back to do the teacher's day card, while you guys went for orals.
MEI LIANG XIN.
BOO HOO. ^~^pp
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