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Never sit by a wet seat.
Monday, April 13, 2009 @ 9:11 PM
Mood: Argh.
To think i thought i could catch some sleep on the bus.Today was suchhhhh a frustrating day to begin with. i was going to school, taking 188 as usual. So, this was the sequence of events.
1. Went up the bus.
2. Sat down.
3. *Silent scream*
4. Immediately stand up.
5. Mentally curse the soggy wet seat.
6. Look up, sees the air condition dripping.
7. Look down, sees a trail of water crawling away.
8. Check the condition of my skirt.
9. Take the seat beside it.
10. Realises ALMOST EVERYONE is STARING at me.
Wonders why.
Then, someone taps me on the shoulder, gives me the -MOVE IN, GIRL. You're being a tad considerate- stare. And i had to explainnnnnnnnn that the SEAT WAS WET.
At the next stop, the bus started flooding with people. And thennnnnnnnn, my nightmare began.
The lady next was super 'nice' to me. When i told her the seat was wet, she was like, 'No, you move in. I'm getting down the next few stops.'
I WAS PRACTICALLY LOST FOR WORDS.
so, i stupidly stood up, and moved out, just to let her in.
Guess what? She went in, sat down, shot up, ass wet alr still not happy, continue slapping the seat, then still TOO WET for her. Give me the sheepish smile and came out.
See lah. People who don't take my advice and ACCUSE me of being inconsiderate. i was damn yuan wang can. Since you want to get your butt drenched, i move out let you in lahs. But don't say i never warn you.
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The rest of the people WERE equally stupid. HA HA, repetition of me who was blind enough not to see that the seat was wet.
Sadly, sure enough. As i thought, throughout the whole bus journey, i said 'the seat is wet. the seat is wet, the seat is wet, the seat is wet, the seat is wet, the seat is WET, THE SEAT IS WET' i don't know how many times.
Grr. I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP CAN?!
i sooooo wanted to paste a piece of paper on the seat.
[I AM WET. SIT ON ME AND RISK YOUR BUTT.]
Sighh. And only NOW, do i understand singaporean attitude. Everyone wants to grab that seat. The more you tell them they can't have it, the more they want it. WHY DID I CHOOSE TO SIT ON THAT SEAT?! huhs.
Full-blast regret.
Moral of the story? Don't sit beside a wet seat.
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