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Back to basic, oh farts.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009 @ 4:17 PM
Mood: irritated.
Getting swarmed by a horde of aunties is really annoying. Warning: If you fall under the typical singaporean auntie category, the below might not be appropriate for your eyes to feast on. Please also rmb there's no offence meant.
Ever got yourself caught in such a situation?
1. You see an empty seat. While heading towards it, a middle-aged lady shoves you aside rudely, and bye bye, there goes your seat. INSTANT KS. (KILL STEAL.)
i say:
wtf. she must be professional can??!?!!?2. You accidentally knock into a woman. She slaps you with a dirty look, snorts and does her trademark 'tsk'.
i say:
so unglam. >-<
3. On the bus, you see a group of people chattering loudly away, using such profound dialects its barely understandable.
i say:
please. shut. up.
4. While changing trains, you see people flying towards the other train like lunatics on the loose.
i say
: i will laugh if they trip on their shoelaces or anythingelse.
5. People charging at you when you're getting out of the train.
i say:
.....
6. When the bus is superrhhhh full. Someone takes up more than one seat with her bag of groceries.
i say:
your ass isn't that bigg. @@
Well, if you were in any one of the above. Congratulations, you've been a victim of a rampant group unfamously known as the 'aunties'.
I seriously cannot stand watching these women. (-.-)
Their middle name is definitely 'kiasu'.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THERE'RE ACTUALLY PEOPLE LIKE THIS OUT THERE?!
What. The. Heck.
Totally barbaric.
i bet they weren't given any civics moral education.
okayokay, enough of the lowlives.
Back to civilisation.
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they curse, they squeeze.
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